Some would say he is a living legend of a man. Others would proclaim that by merely looking in his direction, women become pregnant. Unfortunately, most would say he is a giant douche. He is a dreamer, adventurer, lover of shiny objects, sportsman, and destroyer of all things mundane. He loves fantasy basketball, exploring, creating, playing basketball, impersonating people and improving this world- one charming smile at a time.
"So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do."
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